Blackpool: Twinned with a hole in the ground filled with turds and vomit where seagulls are eating the turds and vomit, and two drunks are fighting over who gets to punch the seagull.

It’s a unique place, filled with …err… unique people, most of whom are trying to sell something to you that you didn’t know you wanted.

Lancashire Evening Post: Owner of Blackpool’s PK Max clothing store realises the jig is up when the real TK Maxx send him a pointed letter regarding his shop front

In retrospect, perhaps he should have gone for exactly the same type-face, but then Blackpool doesn’t do subtle. It does holes in the ground filled with turds and vomit where seagulls are eating the turds and vomit, and two drunks are fighting over who gets to punch the seagull.

And here’s an EXCLUSIVE picture of that hole.

Blackpool Gazette: Spectators await the start of the day’s seagull vs drunks exhibition match

Still, the Tower Ballroom’s nice.