I see you’ve noticed our headline.

Terrible, isn’t it?

Great Yarmouth Mercury: Mum and daughter fuming after council paints bus stop markings on the road outside the house for a bus stop that has been there for years

“Will we get a rate rebate?” they ask.

Yes, at 100%, because nobody’s paid “rates” for years.

And they’re not alone.

Sheffield Star: “The council has painted a bus stop across my drive and now I’m a prisoner in my own home,” says man who is clearly not a prisoner in his own home

At least busses still stop there…

Sunshine Coast Daily: Old guy left stranded after bus stop taken out of service

He’s still there now, a dried-up husk of a body where even the vultures have lost interest.