In this world of ubiquitous CCTV cameras and top-end graphics package, it’s pleasing to see that our police forces still use MS Paint to draw pictures of criminals.
And then they send them out in screen resolution the size of a postage stamp.
The results – as ever -are impressive.
Essex Echo: Man exposes himself on woman’s doorstep
Is that a hat? Or his hair? Or hat hair? We may never know.
Ipswich Star: Turn yourself in, Ian Beale
That moustache is fooling no-one.
Kent Online: Turn yourself in, Demon Headmaster
And smile, you miserable git.
Louth Leader: Got a square head? The rozzers are after you
Seriously, having a square head is still a crime in 21st Century Britain.