It’s tough being a celebrity.
You still need to earn a buck, even though you are still world famous around much of the West Midlands.
And then you get into trouble with the authorities, and any publicity is good publicity.
Huddersfield Examiner: Noddy Holder upset after being fined for driving his bus through bus gates
Mama, we’re all crazy now.
And he’s not the only alleged celeb to get in the papers.
Manchester Evening News: TV’s Danny Dyer has loads of tickets to prove that he’s not a fare dodger
So leave it, you slags.
Bradford Telegraph and Argus: Paddy the vet out of Emmerdale upset that public toilets are closing
Poor Paddy, all those sessions at The Woolpak are really taking their toll on his bladder.
The wuss.