Australia. Where the wildlife will kill you as soon as look at you.

From cute little lambs, to fierce koala bears that drop from the trees and rip your head off, everything in Straya is there for one reason only: To kill you.

Now the foxes are messing with us.

ABC Rural: Weather station in Western Australia giving false reading because of fox wee

And here we see the fox’s cunning. They know that humans will come down to check what’s going on and…

WOOOOMPH!!

…they’ll eat your face right off.

To be honest, this is pretty much what Australian foxes look like, so we’re hardly surprised:

You may know it as the famous Beast of Bodmin, but it’s just the Common Australian Fox, brought over as a pet by some sort of idiot, then released into the wild one it started eating people’s faces.

As for the “yellow rain” – it turns out that’s a pretty common phenomenon in Australia, so it had to be tested for fox piss before a final conclusion could be reached.

Even in Australia the weather’s trying to take the piss. At least over here, they use the toilet like civilised creatures:

Bromley News Shopper: Man attacked on the toilet by a fox

Here’s a hint: When the photographer asks “How about a shot with your trousers round your ankles?”, you say NO.