It’s still too bloody hot, and here comes the first ridiculous school rules/sunny weather crossover of the summer.

And as usual, it’s the poor bloody kids who are going to get it in the neck from their peers for appearing in the local rag.

Bournemouth Echo: Mums furious, kids slightly miffed after being forced to wear full school uniform on the hottest day of the year

If he installed a solar panel on that flat-top he could power most of Bournemouth and Poole for a year.

And it’s not the first time this story has appeared, and this pair can consider themselves lucky that they’re not this kiddiewink:

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Mum gives her Spanish holiday-surplus fan to keep her kiddiewink cool during heatwave

Remember: Kiddiewinks melt in hot schools.

Think of the kiddiewinks.