This story is set at a place called Gordon Bennett Memorial Hall, so we had to go and check to see if it wasn’t some sort of fakey news.

Nope. This is 100% genuine angry pointing.

Rotherham Advertiser: Anti-vandal fence is vandalised within an hour of installation

Despite the unpleasant scenario, you have got to be impressed by the commitment shown by the bored youth of Rotherham.

Point these guys in the right direction and they could rule the world. But nobody has, nobody ever will, so they’re just going to smash up shit until the cows come home.

Then they’ll smash up the cows.

“Vandal-proof fence, you say?”