The last thing you want when you’re running for the loo, the turtle’s head already touching cloth, is for the toilet to turn out not to be a toilet.

You’d be so angry that – right after you’ve dumped your load behind the brightly-coloured pumping station – you’d go to the papers where you’d allow yourself to be photographed in a ridiculous dying-for-the-toilet pose.

Yeah, that’s what I’d do as well.

Stuff.nz: Motel owner ticked off that people keep mistaking a pumping station for a dunny

Disappointed with this shot, because while dark glasses man is putting in all the effort, his double-denim companion seems a little half-hearted.

Get a grip, for the love of Cliff.

And here’s some more Antipodean Dunny Disaster:

Knox Leader: Local public toilets in such bad shape, Boris Johnson is cleaning them himself

In case you were wondering where he’s been during the election campaign.

The NT News: Woman’s dog impounded while she was on the toilet

All the boxes ticked here…

• Woman
• Dog
• Toilet

…in case you had forgotten what they look like.