Cross-dressing oldiewonks! Politicians in the bin! Cops eating other cops’ panties! It’s the best of Angry People in Local Newspapers and also weird news.
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The Northern Echo: Minister tapes his mouth shut in protest over eviction threat
Sweet baby Jebus what’s happened to his aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
Devon Live: Fury over damaged cars, injuries and sleepless nights over road surface
I genuinely thought that pair were in a sleeping bag there, which would have been weird.
Of course they’re not. They’re being buried alive as an offering to the road gods.
Lancashire Telegraph: Driver angry after being hit by two parking tickets in Blackburn
The old “I’ve parked here for ages without any trouble” defence.
Shropshire Star: “Completely out of character” Shrewsbury street light replacements under fire
One for the “arty” folder.
WEIRD NEWS UPDATE
NY Post: Cop in panty-eating scandal says his career is over
I have no idea what to say about this. None at all.
Hull Daily Mail: Cross-dressing pensioner jailed for bizarre rooftop sex acts with G-string on his head
I’m sure there’s a rational explanation for all this
[reads article]
There is not.
NBC News: Angry mob throws Ukrainian politician in the trash
As you can see, they’ve thrown him into general waste, when he is clearly organic waste for recycling.