The sadness of kiddiewinks when vandals strike at their school should be enough to bring rage to the heart of any sane and reasonable person.

Why would The Vandals do this?

Can’t you just see their little faces?

Bournemouth Echo: Sadfaces galore as The Vandals wreck play equipment at junior school

Hey, kid! Stop it with the jazz hands, it’s not dignified.

That’s better. Your sadness flows through us like a drug.