You read that right, we’re going to anthropomorphise it, because dogs don’t actually know how to pose angrily.

But look at these miserable sods.

Barnsley Chronicle: Owner of dementia dogs (not pictured) FUMMIN because animals weren’t allowed into town hall event because of health and safety gone mad, on acid

Animals are not allowed into Barnsley Town Hall because of rules, even for official events in which the dogs play an integral part and have been specifically invited.

The previous two occasions when these dogs were allowed in ended peacefully, and nobody had their faces eaten or found dog shit in their handbags.

Well done, Barnsley. Well done.

And here are more dogs being angry in local newspapers. The photo’s a bit small on this one, because it’s from a time (2012) when people still used dial-up for their internet. Bless.

Colchester Daily Gazette: DIY crusade against dog mess in Colchester

THE HOLY GRAIL: A dog pointing at dog poo.

Years of special training went into that pose, and Rover is now at a special home for retired dogs who point at things in local newspapers.

Dunfirmline Press: Local idiots blamed for leaving dog mess at the park

Yet it’s the dog who gets the red card, and just look at his poor little face.

But seriously, the referee’s taking a bit of a risk with those trainers. Not is he poor liable to slip on damp grass, but if he steps in a dog egg, he’s going to have to use an old tooth brush to get it all out of all the ridges on the soles.