If you are a dogger or list your occupation as a Phamton Pooper, take a good hard look at yourself.

This person doesn’t like you and your phantom pooping ways in and around Plympton. In fact, she’s quite upset.

Plymouth Herald: “I just dropped the hay bale and ran shouting ‘come quickly Tom someone’s s**t by my gate’”

Still, fine pointing (conducted from a safe distance)

And here is somebody else pointing at turds while a colleague sprays it with green paint, because green paint makes everything better (as long as it’s gloss).

Cambs Times: Footballers unhappy at dog crap on their pitch

Never mind that: HERE’S A MAN POINTING AT DOG POO!