To be honest, it’s how we’d all like to go.
Trapped in the fire escape after mistaking the door for the gym, determined not to wet your tracksuit bottoms.
Luckily for Warwick Capper, former bad boy of Australian (No) Rules Football, the Grim Reaper was busy elsewhere and his time is not yet up.
Perth Now: ‘I nearly pissed my pants,’ says AFL great, ‘I can’t die in a stairwell in Perth. I’m a star’
Despite his near-death experience on the 13th floor, the hotel management points out that he could have just walked down to the ground floor where he would have found an unlocked door and welcome relief.
Things you need to know about Warwick Capper:
Prodigal goal-scoring feats in Aussie Rules
Failed attempt at a pop career
Failed attempt at a political career (standing against Pauline Hanson, which earns him 1,000,000 respect points)
That mullet
Those tight, tight shorts
Bit of a geezer
Nearly pissed his pants in a hotel stairwell
