Author: angrypiln

  • Country rocked by election news bombshell

    Country rocked by election news bombshell

    FACT: The only election news worth reading is the Sunday Sport. Long before we were a thing, and long before Fake News came along and spoiled it for everybody, the Sunday Sport was already doing its stuff with World War II bombers being found on the moon and other equally unlikely stories, mostly involving celebrity…

  • Is the Supreme Leader of North Korea in the North East of England?

    Is the Supreme Leader of North Korea in the North East of England?

    No. No he is not. Only somebody’s gone and raised the North Korean flag outside a house on Teesside. Gazette Live: Why is there a North Korean flag on Teesside? Not even North Korea knows why: “The Gazette contacted North Korea’s London embassy for answers. Perhaps unsurprisingly, diplomats didn’t say much. “We don’t have any people…

  • Wiltshire’s top tourist hotspot

    Wiltshire’s top tourist hotspot

    Are you looking for somewhere to visit this summer? Then why not drop in on this charming attraction in Wiltshire? No swimming. And then why not head off down to Dorset to visit… Then, you should really pop over to nearby Sixpenny Handjob while you’re there. A guaranteed happy finish.

  • Cheese problems in North London anger

    Cheese problems in North London anger

    Islington Gazette: Empty flats ‘have cheese growing in them’ says campaigner We’re no experts in the field of dairy production, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how you make cheese.  (In fact, it comes from a nice little hipster deli down Camden Lock) (Spotter: Liam) Essex Live: Woman gets somebody else’s postal vote Don’t worry, they’ve got…

  • Home you go anger / No party for you anger / Going nowhere anger

    Home you go anger / No party for you anger / Going nowhere anger

    Liverpool Echo: Highlights in your hair? Home you go! There’s always that one mum who things going to the papers will solve everything. (Spotter: Mike) Essex Echo: Kiddiewink left slightly disappointed after birthday party cancelled  That’s some impressive side-eye from dad. Nobody – nobody – lets down his little man and gets away with it. (Spotter: David)…

  • Mugshot of the day

    Mugshot of the day

    One of life’s great disappointments is that the British press doesn’t really go in for mugshots. God Bless America, then. I hope that I never get that thirsty. Or that needy. GOD BLESS AMERICA, EVERYBODY!!

  • Everything was going to plan until you meddling kids showed up

    Everything was going to plan until you meddling kids showed up

    Never – NEVER – get into detecting and ghost hunting with a dog on your team. And if you invite along his annoying little nephew, you only have yourself to blame. It couldn’t have been Shaggy’s, the old hippie. And meanwhile, in Australia… That was Scrappy Doo’s fault as well. And “Putting Wind to work…

  • The council didn’t empty my bins for a month anger

    The council didn’t empty my bins for a month anger

    Bins. Nothing – NOTHING – winds up people more than the council hurling them out of their comfort zone by messing around with their bins. Plymouth Herald: Council hasn’t emptied my bins for a month, and I’m scared they’ll fine me because I can’t get the lid down on my recycling That’s the least of your…

  • Are we still doing phrasing?

    Are we still doing phrasing?

    This one’s not angry. It might not be angry at all, but it’s pure filth. The sensitive, the easily offended and kiddiewinks might want to look away now. Fnarr, fnarr, and indeed fnarr.  

  • Pointing and dull news – together at last!

    Pointing and dull news – together at last!

    You know we love a picture of somebody pointing at the thing that made them angry. But we also like stories that have somehow made it to the page although they are supremely dull. So, how about a story featuring a man pointing at something dull? Why yes. Yes, we can do that. There. Still…