Imagine living in a place called Dull.

I bet it’s really exciting, especially when you’re twinned with a place in America called Boring.

But the Dull-Boring axis is about to get even more exciting, as Bland in New South Wales wants in on the party.

Have at it, you guys.

Dundee Courier: Dull and Bland hold celebratory meeting to celebrate their really actually quite interesting links

And we’ve got an exclusive photograph of what this meeting might look like:

But on the bright side, at least you’re not from Twatt

Or Shitterton

Or the Dorset hamlet of Sixpenny Handjob (no picture available).