Teenage boozers make golf man sad


Golf. Man’s quest to hit a tiny ball down a hole in the ground from a range of quarter of a mile, while paying extraordinary quantities of money for the privilege.

The last thing you want are drunken kiddiewinks making it harder.

Renfrew Gazette: Arseholed teenagers making life difficult for local golfers

The major problem for the golfers is that if you hit an arseholed teenager, you automatically receive a two-stroke penalty. In matchplay, you must concede the hole.

And how angry does this make Golf Man?

 Staring off into the distance from the ninth tee, that’s how angry.