I’m not going to (oh-ho!!) beat about the bush, but the best part of this story about a tree falling into a garden isn’t that a child could have been killed, but that the angriest person in the photograph is – in fact – the family dog.

Bracknell News: Kiddiewinks upset, dog furious, as tree falls into their garden during high winds

Let’s explore Bandit the dog’s fury. Computer – zoom us in

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It’s official. Buster will shit you up if you let a tree fall in his garden and upset the kiddiewinks.