About a year ago, we followed a story about an assault by breast milk in a park.

It all turned out to be a prime example of FAKE NEWS, confirmed when somebody we know from Facebook admitted that they’d made it all up on their local town gossip page to see how far a baseless story would spread.

All the way up to the national press, it turn out.

But now, it’s happened for real.

https://twitter.com/PoliceWarr/status/873353036000788481

And here it is in the papers already.

Warrington Guardian: Police officer squirted with breast milk

Right in the ear, too, if that photo is any true indication of events*.

*It isn’t