Category: Ron

  • Town turned into cake, police launch search for Paul Hollywood

    Town turned into cake, police launch search for Paul Hollywood

    The custard shortage is still ongoing, and police believe that the town-into-cake stunt is merely a cover-up for the disappearing [checks notes] ‘dessert sauce’. At the time of publishing, Paul Hollywood is still on the run. ____________________ Ron of the week Daily Mirror: Dog ‘accidentally’ orders £70 of cable TV porn, find it difficult to…

  • Ron’s Gone Wrong and other stories

    Ron’s Gone Wrong and other stories

    So, I spotted this bus outside IKEA, and – frankly – it was asking for it.

  • Have we stumbled across the new Ron?

    Have we stumbled across the new Ron?

    There is only one Ron. Ron is the pensioner who found himself at the wrong end of a £900 bill from Virgin Media for smutty films he swear he never watched, and his face in the Manchester Evening News has made him a cult star in certain internet circles. APILN: Everything you will ever need…

  • In which Ron has a few problems with Virgin Media

    In which Ron has a few problems with Virgin Media

    This is Ron. Ron and his fragrant wife Ann say Virgin Media charged them £900 for adult movies they swear they did not watch. Ron is innocent. Manchester Evening News: Couple’s Virgin Media service cut off after somebody hacked into their account and watched porny movies without paying for them. Three times. The comments, as you’d…